Quotes

"There is more to knowing the truth, you have to love it." -Mr. Thompson

"You don't have to own a truck to get into the kingdom, but it helps." - Mr. Thompson

"How can you say you love me when you won't let me have these people kill you?"
-Mr. Johnson as Delilah

"Affectionate touching is...touching...affectionately."
-Mr. Antion

"How many of you would like to serve in United Youth Camps, time and money aside?" *majority of hands rise*
"That's good, just get a sugar daddy."
- Mr Horchack

"You can come to our church, Satan hates us, everybody hates us. You can learn to be hated... and like it."
- Mr. Antion

"It's God's gift to newly weds." - Mr. Johnson on sex
"...and its better than a toaster" - Devin whispering

"It makes me feel good." - Dr. Levy on the hottie whistle

"If you ever have the unfortunate event of being across the dinner table with someone you have absolutely nothing in common with, just bring up hesed...they'll never ask you out again." - Dr. Levy